boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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(via trust)

severus-in-the-sky-with-diamonds:

severus-in-the-sky-with-diamonds:

I am finished with this site

WHAT IS THIS?? EVERY TIME I TYPE MY URL INTO GOOGLE THIS POST ALWAYS COMES UP. ALWAYS. IVE SEEN THIS ON MY DASHBOARD AT LEAST TEN TIMES. THIS ISNT EVEN CLEVER I DONT EVEN REMEMBER TYPING ”I am finished with this site" MY MOST POPULAR COMMENT IS ABOUT CROSS DRESSING HOBBITS. WELL GUESS WHAT, NOW I AM REALLY FINISHED WITH THIS SITE.

severus-in-the-sky-with-diamonds:

severus-in-the-sky-with-diamonds:

I am finished with this site

WHAT IS THIS?? EVERY TIME I TYPE MY URL INTO GOOGLE THIS POST ALWAYS COMES UP. ALWAYS. IVE SEEN THIS ON MY DASHBOARD AT LEAST TEN TIMES. THIS ISNT EVEN CLEVER I DONT EVEN REMEMBER TYPING ”I am finished with this site" MY MOST POPULAR COMMENT IS ABOUT CROSS DRESSING HOBBITS. WELL GUESS WHAT, NOW I AM REALLY FINISHED WITH THIS SITE.

(Source: learntonevertrustafox, via spookturiesvxv)

bewbin:

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(Source: bewbin, via neo-aqua-madoor)

ohhtheocean:

makamayla:

spankmethorin:

There is 3 levels of Toklien fandom

You have regular fans

You have Stephen Colbert

And then you have New Zealand

Not

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sure

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what

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CAN I LIVE THERE NOW

(via spookturiesvxv)

autopilot-disengaged:

definitivelysarah:

"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit

(Source: thespookyara, via gayfroma-smalltown)

  • hermione: hes a werewolf
  • ron: :O
  • harry: :O
  • lupin: how did u know
  • hermione: your name
  • hermione: it's werewolf
  • hermione: mcwerewolf
  • hermione:
  • hermione: i swear to shit im surrounded by dumb fucks

darkfliercynthia:

darkfliercynthia:

how the hell are some of u guys 13/14

when i was that age i was unironically watching shitty amvs on youtube and roleplaying on gaia

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BACK IN MY DAY SMUT FICS WERE CALLED LEMONS

BOYXBOY DONT LIKE DONT READ

(Source: witchmorrigan, via gayfroma-smalltown)

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

(via luciferpumpkin)

modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

(via buckybarnesandbowties)