boywhocriedwerewolf:

ohmycarveredlund:

nepeta-lives:

I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”

i have been laughing for 3 million years

(via consulting-timelady221b)

meowkittysakura:

theleaderofthelostboys:

Being on Tumblr during Comic Con is like watching all of your friends go to Hogsmeade without you

Does this mean I need the Marauder’s Map to show me a secret tunnel to Comic Con?

(Source: theamazingspiderboy, via mrshudsoniamnotgay)

  • person: have you ever ran a marathon
  • me: yeah
  • person: which one
  • me: a movie one

Mutant and proud

(Source: xavierstea, via lehnsheur)

bluerneth:

remember when spongebob met the arctic monkeys

bluerneth:

remember when spongebob met the arctic monkeys

(Source: fukgrl, via consulting-timelady221b)

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

(via superwholocked-in-middle-earth)