mariejacquelyn:

impala-in-beacon-hills:

randomawesomnesscorner:

hho-hhe:

When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.

is it porn you want

me 5 minutes ago….

It is, isn’t it. It’s always the porn.

(via timelordcurse)

8yrs:

faq:

Q: do u have a faq?
A: yes

(via trust)

laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

(Source: heterophobianca, via ivegotthetriforce)

vile-vixen:

my 3 year old sister of indian heritage already hates the way she looks because she doesn’t look like 99% of the white girls in disney/tv/toys and it breaks my fucking heart. she’s 3 fucking years old and shedding genuine tears because she has dark skin and hair and eyes, so dont dare pull a fucking hissy fit when people actually try to be fucking POC inclusive with something as important as children’s media 

"but it’s an old EUROPEAN fairy tale" yeah suck my dick

(via wearydoctor)

simsgonewrong:

1) She’s pushing the stroller into the ocean.
2) That’s not how you push a stroller…

simsgonewrong:

1) She’s pushing the stroller into the ocean.

2) That’s not how you push a stroller…

thorinobsessed:

pseudogene:

This is possibly one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen. 

excited elves

thorinobsessed:

pseudogene:

This is possibly one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen. 

excited elves

(Source: theerrantmoon, via sometimesifangirltoohard)

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

(via trust)

nedsseveredhead:

Yes, lets go fight magneto. in my metal wheelchair, via my metal airship, with my metal wolverine to protect me. i see no way this could ever go wrong.

(via janesfoster)

How I will seduce my bestfriend

the-awesomepossum:

It’s quite simple actually. I’ll just give her a valentines day card and it’ll all fall into place

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I mean … we’ll be naked.

(via welcometotheworldoffandoms)

inigoh:

when you make Togepi use metronome and they use explosion but it doesn’t kill the opponent pokemon

image

(via spaghettihos)